Today i'm off at home and wanna spend my time surfing net, sleeping , lazing around at home ... But there's an IRRITATING MAD OLD MAN creating nuisance noises outside my flat. He's staying next to us, just our luck to have met such person.

We moved in about 5years ago (i suppose)... I chose this flat coz of it's location ... it's near MRT station and with a coffeeshop downstairs and near to a hawker centre and wet market... SO WE BOUGHT IT AND MOVED IN HAPPILY ... But to our horror, we realised there's a MAD MAN staying next door.

From what my mummy heard from his wife (aunty talk )... She told mummy what that MAD MAN DISLIKES :

1. He dislike people to watch tv coz of the noise.. ( Our TV's volume is already so low that i can't even hear it ) ... y don't he go and stay at the forest where there's no TV but i think WOODBRIDGE is more suitable for him ...
2. He dislike my nephews and nieces making noises ... (they only came back once in a while, and they are still young and not mute, of course got noises !! ) (he's JEALOUS coz his grandchildren never visit him, even on Chinese New Year, he's all ALONE, my mummy had 9 grandchildren )
3. As long as somebody is at home , he DON'T LIKE IT ... (EXCUSE ME, this is my HOME, I BOUGHT IT !! ) What have that got to do with him ??!!

His Ways to show his unhappiness :

1. Hitting his stupid slipper against the floor creating IRRITATING sounds of "PIAK PIAK PIAK", ... sometimes as early as 4am in the morning. (Oh, He's a useless jobless man, while his wife worked whole day, thus he's very free )
2. Scolding Hokkien vulgarities (cursing my mother and whole family) outside our flat , facing our window. Well, we ignored him ...
3. On his HI FI volume to MAXIMUM playing noisy songs (Police warned him before, but he said " I can't listen to music is it ??") Even the deafs can hear his music lor ...
4. Walked pass my corridor and stared hard into our flat ... ( i have a video clip which my dear recorded when he walked pass, will post it later ) ... He stared so hard as if he's going to do something to my flat.
5. Sprinkled water through our window (now we shut off all windows facing the corridor :( SO HOT !!!
6. Plucked and stepped on my mummy's plants... ( i witnessed him doing it before, but no evidence coz i didn't record it )
7. Purposely put an EMPTY sterophone box between our flat putting his stupid slipper on top ... for this, i can't say anything coz i don't own the corridor, it belongs to HDB.( Means i can put some smelly socks beside his flat also rite ?? )
8. LATEST : Uses a hammer to bang against the wall creating a loud "BANG". ( As time goes by, his wall will crack and eventually collapse, wahaha... burying him alive )

See !!! What a nasty neighbour i have ... I had never encountered such person before until i moved to this flat. Just my luck !! We reported to police before, but they can only warned him, there's nothing much they can do. They can't charge him for hitting his slipper, or listening to music as long as it's not after 7pm, they can only warn him to keep the volume down. They can't charge him for scolding vulgarities coz we can't prove he's referring to us unlesss he pointed at us.

Think he can move to Joo Chiat and stay next to the famous Nasty Neighbour there and FIGHT with them... Let EVIL Fight with EVIL and DIE together, WORLD PEACE !! Ya, I'm going crazy, sometimes i can't even have my nap peacefully.